My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.

Anonymous

frostytower:

rapnzel-s:

Without a doubt Eugene.

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no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too
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how the fack does he do that

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and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene

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and he got beat up by said horse

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and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died

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and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!

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(god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel

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and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention

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not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps

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oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers

dang

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